OFM# 163: We are Professionals
The second podcast from our weekend together. Best Intro ever. Potential mothers should be terrified, or not – depending on if you take Theresa’s advice. Support makes all the difference. Turns out the Andrys breast feed because they are cheap. The OFM crew says “Thank You” to the media for creating mass hysteria among today’s parents. Tom’s cheery thought for the day, “Every breath you take brings you closer to death.” Delivery room nurses are nothin’ but compassion. Tom says “pookie.” After Jerry Springer teaches our kids tact, Nickelodeon can teach them math. Everyone gangs up on Theresa. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.
OFM# 162: Spanking or Beating
1-2-3-4, all together now. Iron Chef is tomorrow, hopefully it won’t suck. Jacques has only been in town for a few hours – he is already grounded. The Capitan used to like to play with Neo – not so much anymore. He also needs a beating, good thing Theresa is in town. Pat had great show prep, around the 15 minute mark, everyone screws it up. Kids destroying restaurants – parents too. Pat expresses his love of all children. Theresa’s thank you cards make her very angry. First foods for kids – Fatty Tuna ranks up at the top for the Andry’s. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.
OFM #161: Pat Robertson
All four are back at the table tonight. We start with a discussion about Haiti and of course the douche that is Pat Robertson. Also on the docket – budgeting, strange noises while eating, and men’s sleeping ability. Swedes are fat too, who knew? The Ritmo – another retarded idea for first time parents. Court mandated bed rest – how far is too far? Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.
OFM #160: Beer Goggles
Pat and Theresa fly solo while Tom and Tanel do something more fun than podcast. Jacques is a drama queen. Abigail learns all about beer googles. Theresa’s dad is awesome – almost. If the kids eat this much now, we need to move to a ranch to prep for the teen years. Theresa wants Pat to cook like Tom. We’ve been over this before, if we swap, the Apocalypse will come. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.
OFM #159: New Years Resolutions
Welcome to a new year of Our First Marriage. After the break, check out the picture of the hummer seat sent in by Connie (I guess Tom’s resolution is to do what he says he’s gonna do). Tanel, Tom, Theresa and Pat start the new year off right by addressing the topics you really care about like:
- What Pat looks like when he’s skiing
- How to ensure that your child plays T-ball for the next 5 years
- How to get back into the emergency room with your 6 year old
- Saying “No” to kids – good or bad?
- Organizing your children – not just for the OCD
- New Year’s Resolutions – some suggestions
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OFM #158: Great Flood of 09
FYI, this one gets a little crude and it’s all Theresa’s fault. What did Abigail and Jacques get for Christmas? Mutant hamsters. Or gerbils. Of something. Christmas recap and a suggestion to change how we give gifts in the future. The great flood of 09 and how the Andry kids paid for it. Hints on keeping mold from getting into your carpet after your own flood. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.
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