OurFirstMarriage #90: Hating your kids

Punkalicious and Captain Evil have gone crazy. Possessed by the Devil, on the crack pipe… we don’t know. It all started with a visit from Pat and Theresa. The potty training has taken a huge hit and now we are well into the “I do it myself” stage. The older one is lying and talking back. How does that affect your relationship with your spouse and kids? Not positively. A brief discussion about corporal punishment. If you pay people to watch your kids, there are some things you shouldn’t have to deal with. We’ll be at Tom’s parents next week so if you have any questions about raising an Autistic child, let us know ASAP. Punkalicious is having a rock-climbing party. Look for a report on that soon. Tanel has made a decision about presents at a birthday party. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

 
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Just remember, coorelation does not equal causation…

That’s true… your visit might not have broken our children… but it probably did!

We gave our kids a little snort of heroin for the car ride back and they were real easy to deal with…

Holy shit! I’ve been trying to secure royalty checks on your sperm for years, Tom. What kind of Witness Protection Program have you been in? You’ve been evading me for a while now. Ever since the fall of 2000, I believe. And lo and behold, I finally get you to name a child after me and I haven’t seen SHIT in the mail. Where’s my money? Cash, Visa, and MasterCard are all acceptable forms of payment. No AmEx, though. Jesus H. Christ! Call me and we’ll start working out our payment schedule. And of course, my best to you & Tanel and the kids.

No, no. We definitely saw you in late 2003/early 2004 when Punkalicious was a baby. And if I remember correctly, we told you that if we had another son, we’d probably use your name (it was on our short list of names for Punkalicious) – and we did. It’s not our fault you weren’t Googleable back in 2006.

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