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OFM #167:Not Happy
What the hell is wrong with Pat? The Andrys are getting sophisticated. American Idol is not in Punkalicious’ future, but piano lessons are. And he’ll have a better piano than Jacques, just to spite Theresa. Pat embarrassed himself at work with a discussion of Girl Scouts. You can see the results here. Why we love speed skating. [...]
OFM# 163: We are Professionals
The second podcast from our weekend together. Best Intro ever. Potential mothers should be terrified, or not – depending on if you take Theresa’s advice. Support makes all the difference. Turns out the Andrys breast feed because they are cheap. The OFM crew says “Thank You” to the media for creating mass hysteria among today’s [...]
OFM# 162: Spanking or Beating
1-2-3-4, all together now. Iron Chef is tomorrow, hopefully it won’t suck. Jacques has only been in town for a few hours – he is already grounded. The Capitan used to like to play with Neo – not so much anymore. He also needs a beating, good thing Theresa is in town. Pat had great [...]
OFM #160: Beer Goggles
Pat and Theresa fly solo while Tom and Tanel do something more fun than podcast. Jacques is a drama queen. Abigail learns all about beer googles. Theresa’s dad is awesome – almost. If the kids eat this much now, we need to move to a ranch to prep for the teen years. Theresa wants Pat [...]
Oil vs. Butter
In the Christmas podcast, which has not yet been posted, Tanel asked me a baking question. In terms of results, what is the difference between using vegetable oil or butter when baking? I could only give her half the answer which was the why not the what. At the time, I couldn’t explain what the [...]
OFM #157: Littlest Goes First
Christmas card failures. Theresa is not too old for glitter. Listener e-mail! We have listeners? Apparently so. Kids on planes and mall photographers. Abigail is a hippie. Punkalicious is smiling-impaired. Board games for future psychopaths. Equality in gift giving. Abigail’s cat pill story rehashed – Bad Dad. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for [...]
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