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OFM #192: Being Busy

tom — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 03:46:01 +0000

More baby updates including a discussion on whether he now talks. A bunch about Australia and some on Tom’s new book. Tanel had been home on vacation so she’s got to spend a lot of extra time with the kids. Surprisingly, she didn’t really want to go back to work. Thanks for listening.

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OFM #191: Walking

tom — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 03:31:03 +0000

We recorded this one before Christmas. But Tanel wanted me to post it so here it is. Enjoy. It was so long ago we can’t remember the topics. Something about kids, walking, and Christmas. Stay tuned for the next podcast which we recorded just last weekend.

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Our First Marriage #190: Abandonment

tom — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 02:28:00 +0000

We’re back (at least 1/2 of us) but we’re not sure for how long. As you can clearly hear, Tanel and Tom are coming down with colds as the podcast progresses (either that or they took up power-smoking). Updates on Australia and the kids. Neo learned a new trick. Tom went on a date. Tanel is happy with the schools. The kids are adjusting. Halloween was disappointing. How to make friends in a foreign country. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #189: All Together Now

Patrick — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:41:44 +0000

It’s like a reunion podcast. We may very well be over our scheduling hurdles. Sorry for the delay, and thanks to everyone for hanging in there. The Skype lag is impressive, so if it sounds like we are out of sync every now and then, sorry, we’re working on getting it tightened up. The Andry’s found a house and we get to hear how awesome Perth is. Jacques is Australian. Who knew? He makes a guest appearance as well. School is great, and Punkalicious is quickly turning Australian. Only a matter of time before he turns Japanese. Caged eggs. Liquor is not cheap and the football is weird. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #188: Live from Australia

tom — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 22:46:47 +0000

Tom and Tanel are back! This podcast was recorded the first week they were in Perth so is a little dated on the info. The podcast is an overview of their trip including the 35+ hours from the US to Australia. How do you know when you are on the right track? Tom has a sort of hippie-dippie answer. Of course, in true OFM fashion, the podcast ends with a baby crying. And it is only partially Tom. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM#187: Step-In-Laws

Patrick — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 14:00:28 +0000

Welcome to our mildly entertaining podcast. Quick Andry update. Kids and fireworks, they go together well, who doesn’t want to see fire shooting from a child’s hand? Certainly not Pat. Divorces and re-marriages can make for large, odd looking family trees. Travelling tips. What is good about Georgia? Goo Goo Clusters. Theresa and Wave Runners, not the best fit. River kayaking turns out to be a great activity for the kids. Pat is not a kid person.

Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM#186: Doubleheader

Patrick — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 14:00:51 +0000

We’re back, sooner than expected, for us, not for you. If you thought soccer or tee ball was fun, you’ve gotta trying the swim team. First children get all the good photographs. Theresa is kind of a luddite. Kids are expensive.

Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM#185: Butt Paste

Patrick — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:01:06 +0000

Celebrating the Fourth of July. The Andry’s are getting to go through a timewarp. A recap of our last weekend all together. Pat was there, but he really wasn’t. Tom’s path of destruction on his way out of the country. A brief discussion of the future of the podcast. Jacques is giving Captain Evil a run for his name. Butt Paste – two words that shouldn’t go together. Two vacations in the next couple of week. Theresa is not thrilled about either of them.

Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM#184: Goodbye Jacksonville, G’Day Perth

Patrick — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 23:14:16 +0000

Sorry for the delay. All of the packing and travelling has taken its toll. The last Jacksonville podcast already happened. This is the last same time zone All-American podcast. Pat needs a vacation, everything is just too stressful for him. The wonders of cabbage. Bribing/paying your kids. Tom and Tanel’s tales of cleaning out the house. The Capitan is still Evil. Summer is here, so are monster electric bills.

Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #183: I Am My Favorite Charity

Patrick — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 00:54:06 +0000

Holy crap – this is actually posted on time! We’d like to throw you a party, you do all the work. Apparently, we’re all gonna be single again when we’re 60 – it’s evolutionary. More budget fun – Pat is trying to spoil it. Altruism and blood. The End is near (for the kids at least).

Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #182: The Big Weekend

Patrick — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:25:07 +0000

Yes, we’re late again, but better late than never. The Andry’s “alone” time was productive. Does life get harder the more kids you have? We don’t really want to find out. Tom tells a story involving the most loving thing a father can say during a road trip, “Get out.” Pat tries to teach the Captain some manners. ”The Party.” This turns out to be an instant classic Theresa story. Tanel and the Keymaster. Theresa put all the kids to work over the weekend. Pat has a smoking conversation with Jacques.

Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

Our First Marriage #181: J is Dead

tom — Thu, 27 May 2010 01:15:36 +0000

Sorry about the week off. We’re trying to keep up but it’s been a struggle. Abigail and Jacques face the grim spectacle of death. Abigail handles it sort of strange. The Capt is earning his nickname. Australia update. Neo update. Theresa learns something about the piano. Pat calls dibs on a bunch of Tom’s stuff. Pat shows the right way to schedule for a party. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

Our First Marriage #180: Bungees

tom — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:08:58 +0000

Theresa and Pat are in town to pick up their piano. Let’s just say that you can tell how freely drinks were flowing by how loud Tom and Tanel are. A message for Bob and Mamabaker. Australia plans are stressful. Tanel update. Controlling Captain Evil sometimes requires restraints. Toehair. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #176: Pulling Teeth

tom — Wed, 05 May 2010 21:08:29 +0000

Tanel is out because of work. Tom gives an update on the impending Australia move. A new name for Neo? We’ll see if it sticks. The Cap’t gets a fitting haircut. Abigail shows her tenacity. Tom geeks out over cards. Moving a piano – not as easy as it sounds. Pat learns a cooking lesson – like mold won’t kill you. The Cap’t mixes his metaphors. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #175: Pat the Pirate

Patrick — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:02:05 +0000

We are a day late, but what’s new? Theresa thinks that Pat is trying to pillage the Andry household. Perth is not close to Florida. We are learning how to make “deals” with Abigail, and Pat is proud because he thinks he is smarter than Jacques, at least for now. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #174: Camping

tom — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 19:04:36 +0000

We start off this week with an apology. Of course, there is a bit more about Australia, a report from our camping trip (including some disturbing reports for near animal abuse), an a baby update. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #173: Big Announcement

tom — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:10:11 +0000

I know I promised this podcast on Friday but I spent the weekend helping a friend put a roof on his house so… Sorry. We’re back and there’s a big announcement at the end. This one was recorded before the camping trip so you’ll have to wait until next week for that report. But Pat had his first beer so you get to see what a lightweight he is after 40 days and nights dry. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #172: Neo Guest Appearance

tom — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:04:22 +0000

Been so long since we recorded this podcast that I can’t remember what it’s about. I do remember that Neo showed up a couple of times. There is some end of Lent discussion, a bit about the Capt., and Tanel ratted out Theresa and Pat to a financial planner. Look for a second podcast later this week (and equally obscure show notes). Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #171: Old Women and Dirty Carpets

Patrick — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 23:37:54 +0000

We’re back, minus the Andry’s. We’re late, thanks to Pat. Fish hooks and knives. Our kids have issues, grandmas do too. Pink eye sucks. We’re taking bets on how often the Andry’s get their carpet cleaned. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #170: Dinner is Private Time

Patrick — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:03:21 +0000

Our Iron Chef is dead because of some jerk named Shane. The kids are discussing creation theories. Who’s still cranky? Pat and Theresa are now eating with the kids, grudgingly. It’s tough to be a baby, ask Neo. A quick stroller and crib discussion. The Andry’s are now fishing. Pat’s Lent progress. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #169: Laying Down the Law

tom — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:44:31 +0000

Tanel is back by special request. A lenten update and rant from Pat. A lice update. Is Tanel a bad parent? A new video game management system – it probably needs work. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM-169-Laying Down the Law vid from Tom Andry on Vimeo.

OFM #168: Proverbial Buttload

tom — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:29:17 +0000

Tanel is out sick so it’s a three person podcast this week. Something went wonky with the video so that’s not around either. If you are so inclined, the late podcast from last week now has video. On the table – Lice, lots of food, Tanel’s illness, manners, horders, nursing home bikers, and much, much more. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #167:Not Happy

Patrick — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:31:18 +0000

What the hell is wrong with Pat? The Andrys are getting sophisticated. American Idol is not in Punkalicious’ future, but piano lessons are. And he’ll have a better piano than Jacques, just to spite Theresa. Pat embarrassed himself at work with a discussion of Girl Scouts. You can see the results here. Why we love speed skating. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #166: Waterboarded for a Dollar

tom — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 21:37:44 +0000

View the podcast post for the embedded video player. Let us know what you think. Worth the effort or no? This week a girl gets waterboarded – not funny. Punkalicious starts stalking – kind of funny. Jacques gets an award – definitely funny. Pat and Theresa’s dinner party, Captain Evil’s b-day party, and a few listener comments/questions. A baby update – we’re working on a new nickname for Neo. Plus – Theresa and her piano. Check out after the break for the transcript of ~~Heather’s~~ MamaBaker’s call – too funny. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

Transcript of Call:

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OFM #165: 5th Wheel

tom — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:37:38 +0000

Baby Neo is on board tonight. A recap of the most recent Iron Chef competition. Jacques questions Tom’s integrity (or really, the Andry’s in general). Pat and Theresa have a dinner coming up. Dealing with a sick baby and is the boob really better than the bottle? Legislative parenting. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM# 163: We are Professionals

Patrick — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:00:08 +0000

The second podcast from our weekend together. Best Intro ever. Potential mothers should be terrified, or not – depending on if you take Theresa’s advice. Support makes all the difference. Turns out the Andrys breast feed because they are cheap. The OFM crew says “Thank You” to the media for creating mass hysteria among today’s parents. Tom’s cheery thought for the day, “Every breath you take brings you closer to death.” Delivery room nurses are nothin’ but compassion. Tom says “pookie.” After Jerry Springer teaches our kids tact, Nickelodeon can teach them math. Everyone gangs up on Theresa. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM# 162: Spanking or Beating

Patrick — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 23:39:09 +0000

1-2-3-4, all together now. Iron Chef is tomorrow, hopefully it won’t suck. Jacques has only been in town for a few hours – he is already grounded. The Capitan used to like to play with Neo – not so much anymore. He also needs a beating, good thing Theresa is in town. Pat had great show prep, around the 15 minute mark, everyone screws it up. Kids destroying restaurants – parents too. Pat expresses his love of all children. Theresa’s thank you cards make her very angry. First foods for kids – Fatty Tuna ranks up at the top for the Andry’s. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #161: Pat Robertson

tom — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 22:16:17 +0000

All four are back at the table tonight. We start with a discussion about Haiti and of course the douche that is Pat Robertson. Also on the docket – budgeting, strange noises while eating, and men’s sleeping ability. Swedes are fat too, who knew? The Ritmo – another retarded idea for first time parents. Court mandated bed rest – how far is too far? Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #160: Beer Goggles

Patrick — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:30:05 +0000

Pat and Theresa fly solo while Tom and Tanel do something more fun than podcast. Jacques is a drama queen. Abigail learns all about beer googles. Theresa’s dad is awesome – almost. If the kids eat this much now, we need to move to a ranch to prep for the teen years. Theresa wants Pat to cook like Tom. We’ve been over this before, if we swap, the Apocalypse will come. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #159: New Years Resolutions

tom — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:53:33 +0000

Welcome to a new year of Our First Marriage. After the break, check out the picture of the hummer seat sent in by Connie (I guess Tom’s resolution is to do what he says he’s gonna do). Tanel, Tom, Theresa and Pat start the new year off right by addressing the topics you really care about like:

What Pat looks like when he’s skiing
How to ensure that your child plays T-ball for the next 5 years
How to get back into the emergency room with your 6 year old
Saying “No” to kids – good or bad?
Organizing your children – not just for the OCD
New Year’s Resolutions – some suggestions

Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #158: Great Flood of 09

tom — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:29:23 +0000

FYI, this one gets a little crude and it’s all Theresa’s fault. What did Abigail and Jacques get for Christmas? Mutant hamsters. Or gerbils. Of something. Christmas recap and a suggestion to change how we give gifts in the future. The great flood of 09 and how the Andry kids paid for it. Hints on keeping mold from getting into your carpet after your own flood. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #157: Littlest Goes First

Patrick — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:37:02 +0000

Christmas card failures. Theresa is not too old for glitter. Listener e-mail! We have listeners? Apparently so. Kids on planes and mall photographers. Abigail is a hippie. Punkalicious is smiling-impaired. Board games for future psychopaths. Equality in gift giving. Abigail’s cat pill story rehashed – Bad Dad. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #156: Psychology of Sloth

tom — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:51:54 +0000

Tom’s got a school bus driver story he saves for the end. Tom loves his baking book, Tanel loves bagels. A sewing update from Theresa. Of course, Christmas is on the menu as is how parenting makes you stupid. What would happen if T&T and T&P switched partners (hint – apocalypse). Jacques acts out at the Christmas pageant. Why Tom and Tanel won’t buy expensive things for Punkalicious. Tanel takes offense to something Tom says (shocking, we know). Pat comes up with as many ways as possible not to do stuff. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #155: Must Clean

Patrick — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:00:02 +0000

The lineup keeps changing. Death strollers don’t come cheap. We find out where Theresa’s clean fetish comes from. Theresa the drunk seamstress. Church activities aren’t family friendly? 2nd Grade math is hard. Abigail thinks “Some people in this house are lazy.” The best Christmas gift ever. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #154: Thanksgiving Planning

tom — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:21:35 +0000

Pat and Tom fly solo tonight as the women-folk are asleep and it’s all about cooking anyhow – men’s work. What Pat and Tom cooked, how they planned, what went right and what went wrong, and other stories from the kitchen. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #153: Long Setup

tom — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:40:13 +0000

So we’ve been a bit busy with the holidays making this podcast a week late. Our holiday’s were great but very, very busy. You’re not going to believe all the stuff Pat and Tom cooked. Tanel made Pat’s pumpkin cheesecake recipe and it was a huge hit – even with Tom who doesnt’ really like pumpkin or cheesecake that much. Enjoy the podcast and we’ll get another one up real quick. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #152: Half-Cocked Podcast

tom — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:49:30 +0000

Theresa is taking a nap so she’ll be back next week. We discuss food, soccer, lying, and when nice is too nice. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #151: Required Listening

tom — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:35:57 +0000

Tom and Tanel are flying solo this week. Thanks to all for the support and inquires. The podcast is not dying, it is just a bit erratic lately. Topics this week include a baby update, a neat new commercial, being hung over by lack of sleep, time changes, life insurance, and wills. We really run the gamut of birth to death on this one. Why Tanel doesn’t answer emails… kinda. How Capt. Evil is awesome. Some stuff we’ve been cooking. Tom doesn’t like Todd. Plus, how pumping and being a guy are just about the same thing. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OurFirstMarriage #150: Excuses

tom — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:26:33 +0000

Tom and Tanel fly solo tonight with talk about Neo, Capt. Evil getting cute (and smart), and Punkalicious getting in trouble. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

Our First Marriage #149: Experiential

Patrick — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:00:41 +0000

Apparently Pat has to do all the work. Why do parents have “homework?” Didn’t we already put in our time? Theresa thinks that licking trees is a good idea. Pat and Theresa have an upcoming family trip, primarily so the kids can see a hill. Certainly not for the pandas. Crazy season begins early this year even though neither Abigail nor Jacques are “due” for a birthday party. Thanks for listening and don’t forget tovote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

Our First Marriage #148: Obey

tom — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:32:37 +0000

Tanel makes it this week, just in time for Tom’s birthday. Check out the Podcast Awards page and nominate us if you feel so moved (we’re thinking General and Best Produced). Tanel has no love for heart disease. Theresa ran a 5k… sort of. Kites – physics can be a cruel mistress. Obeying your husband. How to make more money. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

Our First Marriage #147: Pickle

tom — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:22:00 +0000

Tanel takes the week off while Tom, Theresa, and Pat talk about torturing children… with nature. Dealing with bad reports from school and how to get the best info out of your kids. Nicknames – good or bad? Punkalicious is riding the bus – cue crazy parents. And speaking of crazy parents, more on Tom and soccer. Recap of the Iron Chef Jax competition. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

Our First Marriage #146: Semantics

tom — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:44:09 +0000

Another late night visitor shows up and actually speaks (instead of pees) this time. Tanel sits out the beginning of this one. This week we get an update from bringing 7 week old Neo on 4 planes to New Orleans for Tom’s cousin’s wedding. Tom was a bad parent while he was there (at least for the first part). School is confusing to Pat. Theresa has a funny story. Tom’s Iron Chef competition is on the horizon – Pat’s going to attend. What’s the deal with vaccines? How do kids get so manipulative? Did you know that words are important? Pat does. Tom has been checking out the Talk About Marriage forum – interesting. Expect more topics from that location in upcoming podcasts. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

Our First Marriage: #145 Spouse Swapping

Patrick — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:04:17 +0000

Tom’s schedule has gotten hectic, so Pat has to edit the podcast, the result – delay and poor sound quality. Sorry. Tanel had a baby – Tom needs a break. Poor little guy. The emotional toll of visiting family. Tanel and Theresa hatch a plan, that will rely on our children to navigate us around a foreign country, and Tom and Pat to wait on the womenfolk for 30 days and 30 nights. Pat defends having “hired help.” Pat nearly gets into a fight with two seperate elementary schoolkids. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OurFirstMarriage #144: Bathroom Break

tom — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:21:29 +0000

A late night visitor spices up this episode of OFM. What are coffee shorts? It has little to do with color. Weight loss on the OFM crew. More about snakes. Tom and Tanel start making their own pasta and Theresa starts giving Pat “looks.” Iron Chef Jacksonville – apparently all Tom’s doing? Pat’s got some drama at work. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #143: The Grim Spectacle of a Bad Dad

tom — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:08:59 +0000

Tanel and Tom are on their own for this one. This podcast has a quick reintroduction for new listeners. On the list this time is death, endorphins, and pacifier games. Punkalicious must have got all the empathy Tom seems to lack but he did seem to get Tom’s love of video games. Is Tom a bad dad? He was at soccer practice. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #142: Parental Advisory

Patrick — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:23:43 +0000

This podcast comes with a Parental Advisory due to gratuitous discussion of feces and blood. Who do these people think they are? Blood and feces aren’t part of normal parenting are they? Neo has an asspolision. Pat’s not a big fan of needles – or blood. Maybe he is just a big sissy. Bleeding children don’t bother Theresa, unless they are in her car. The Andry kids know Tanel is there to meet their needs, Tom is there to sleep. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

Our First Marriage #141: Fiber

Patrick — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:08:22 +0000

Pat learns Tanel did not birth a watermelon. Tanel and Theresa play the age-old game, “My baby was bigger than yours.” Punkalicious, aeronautical engineer. Jacques begins his descent into madness. Tom does not like prune juice, leading into the obligatory post-pregnancy bowel/fiber discussion. Pat’s excersise plan is still on schedule. Uncle Tommy interviews Jacques. Santa Claus vs. God. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OurFirstMarriage #139: Copulus

tom — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:52:57 +0000

Pat and Theresa try to make up for Pat’s slack with an extra podcast. The Sound of Silence. Why do kids in the UK masturbate so much? Oh yeah, their government told them to. Theresa is getting into shape, and she thinks Pat should too. Pat’s coworkers do not have the strongest command of the English language. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.

OFM #138: Ready to Pop

tom — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:23:19 +0000

This podcast was recorded the Friday before the baby was born. We discuss inappropriate touching, being away from your kids, and 3D movies. I’m sure we discussed other stuff but I can’t remember. Off to take care of the new one. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here.